Tribute To Matt Stone Essay Research Paper — страница 3

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"A friend in need is a friend with Kroff Dinner." Terrance:Advance there maties. [Celine Dion's House - 1:15 P.M.] [Doorbell Ring] Terrance:Hello Celine Dion. Celine Dion:Terrance, this is quite a surprise. Terrance:You’re looking well. Celine Dion:And you. Terrance:Celine, where is our daughter Sally? Celine Dion:She’s in the Middle East, studying anthropology. Why? Terrance:Wrong, she’s been taken hostage and is now being held prisoner. Celine Dion:What?!? Terrance:Phillip and I are going to Iran to find her, but we may never return. [Gasp] Celine Dion:Oh Terrance, what happened to us? Terrance:We just grew apart Celine Dion. Celine Dion:Please, bring our daughter home safe Terrance. [Fart] [Laughter] [Canadian Airport - 11:05 A.M.] Phillip:Hello Ugly Bob. Ugly

Bob:Hi guys. Terrance:How’s the paper bag working out? Ugly Bob:People seem to really like it. I even have a date this Friday. Terrance:Terrific. We need two tickets for Tehran please. Ugly Bob:Iran is dangerous; you guys shouldn’t go there. Phillip:Damnit man. Danger or no, I’m going to help my friend find his daughter. Terrance laughs quietly. Ugly Bob:All right then, there’s a flight leaving today. Phillip:Oh good. Well, I certainly am going to miss Canada, Terrance. Terrance:Indeed Phillip. Phillip:Terrance, if I die whilst in Iran, please bring my body back to Canada, and bury me in a box with a side of Kroff Dinner. Terrance:Same here Phillip. Phillip:O Canada! Our home and native land! Terrance and Phillip:True patriot love in all thy sons command. Airport:With

glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free! Scott peeks out with a walkie-talkie in hand. Scott:[Simultaneously]Scott to Red Dragon, come in Red Dragon. Saddam:Go-ahead guy, this is Red Dragon. Scott:The plan is working perfectly; Terrance and Phillip are taking the bait. Saddam:Excellent, my buddies and I are ready to come to Canada. Has everything been arranged? Airport:O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. Scott:Yes, everything’s proceeding according to plan. Now, you promised that when Terrance and Phillip arrive they’ll be ripped into pieces and shot several times. Saddam:Hey, relax guy, I’m gonna keep my side of the bargain. Scott:Roger Red Dragon, Scott

out. I’ve got you now you fart loving fart lovers. Airport:O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. A map shows the flight to Iran [Over the Carribean] [Fart] [Laughter] Terrance:I got you. [Over Spain] [Fart] [Laughter] Terrance:Sprayed your face. [Over the Suez Canal] [Fart] [Laughter] [Fart] [Laughter] Terrance:Ahh that splattered! [Tehran - 2:30 P.M.] Terrance:Oh Phillip, how will I ever find my fugitive daughter in this daunting place? We don’t speak the language, we are unwelcome strangers and we have no idea where to being. Phillip:Oh look, there she is. Terrance:Oh good. Sally:Who, where? Terrance:I’m here Sally; it’s your father, Terrance. I’m here to save you from your smelly Iranian captors. Sally:Papa. Phillip:Say, she looks a lot more like Celine Dion than you

Terrance. [Fart] Phillip:Oh, now I see the resemblance. Terrance:Well, enough of Iran, let’s get home. [Aboard the plane,Flying Home] [Fart] [Laughter] [Canadian Airport - 3:45 P.M.] Terrance:Well, now that I’ve got my bastard daughter back, I feel like going to Celine Dion’s house and asking her to marry me again. Phillip:Oh, raspberries, looks like I’m losing a friend. Terrance:No, you’re gaining a pop vocalist. Phillip:Oh my God! What is this?!? [Dramatic Music] Large paintings of Saddam Hussein hang from the buildings. Phillip:Is this Canada? Terrance:It seems to have changed. Phillip:This is madness! [Commercial] [Outside the Airport] Terrance:What’s going on Phillip? How could Canada have changed so much whilst we were gone? Phillip:I don’t know Terrance. And

who is that smelly person in all these pictures? Terrance:I must take my bastard daughter back to Celine Dion and see what she has to say. [Celine Dion's House - 4:02 P.M.] Terrance:Celine, I brought our daughter Sally back, and I want to tell you that… Celine Dion:Terrance, uh, could you come back a little later? Terrance:Why? Celine Dion:Uh, I’m just a little busy right now. Terrance:You’ve got a man over, don’t you Celine Dion? Celine Dion:Well, I… Ugly Bob:Hi guys. Phillip:Oh my God, it’s Ugly Bob! Terrance:What the hell are you doing here? Ugly Bob:I’m doing Celine Dion, what’s it look like? Terrance:Oh Celine Dion, what have you done? I was going to make us a family again, but now you’ve slept with Ugly Bob. Celine Dion:What do you mean? Why are you