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against the wishes of the majority. (Just like a certain German leader once did.) Barney replaces parental figures with himself in the ?I luv you’ song. Barney emotionally cripples children by forcing them to repress negative emotions. Human beings have to be able to express all of their emotions to be functional in today’s society. Barney tells children “A stranger is a friend you’ve never met” when the rates of kidnapping and molestation are rising. Barney encourages children to place boxes, and other objects (such as bags), over their heads, despite child mortality rates from suffocation. (”Hate” 3) Barney is turning our children into sissies, raising them with a false sense of security and universal harmony that bears little resemblance to reality. What is going

to happen when those children grow up and find out what it is like in the real world? Will Barney be around to pay for all those psychiatric bills? I would venture to say not. We see quite clearly that the show Barney & Friends is detrimental to today’s children. Parents should use the television more as a tool, and less as a babysitter. Barney & Friendsclaims to be educational when the producers admit it is escapism for a child. It teaches children to repress their emotions and conform to his will. Barney has formed his own legions of toddlers and is planning on domination of the earth. It is time that we must unite against a force that is covering our planet like a dark cloud. Barney is evil, and if you see him do not make eye contact, or listen to his songs. For if

you do, you too will become one of his minions. He must be stopped, not just for the collective sanity, but also for the children. Laugh if you must, but when your brain turns to sponge, don’t come crying to me. You have been forewarned. Works Cited “Biblical Proof Barney is Satan” Online. Internet. March 1, 1994 Available http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/3194/biblel.html Accessed 21 Oct, 1997 “Hate Barney” ABL’s Barney Must Die Newsletter. Online. Internet Available http://www.visi.com/~nathan/humor/general/hate.barney.html Accessed 21 Oct, 1997 “Mor reasons to hate Barney” Online. Internet Available http://www.duke.edu/~jlg1/humor/general/barney2.html Accessed 22 Oct, 1997 Tolentino, Nichole “Shove it up jurassic” Online. Internet. July 1995 Available

http://www.bunnyhop.com/WA4/barney.html Accessed 22 Oct, 1997 Walsh, Mark “Experts Ponder Academic Value of ?Barney’” Education Week Online. Internet September 22, 1993 Available http://www.edweek.org/htbin/fastweb…26OR%26%28barney%26and%26friends%29 Accessed 22 Oct, 1997