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to see that I am obviously not on earth any more. I am on the alien spaceship up in s space. I know this because I can see out the window that there is only about one half of the earth left. The other side seems to have resided somewhere in the infinite beyond. Trying to move my arms, I notice that both them and my feet are tied down to a table like structure. For some weird reason though, I feel oddly comfortable, and not in fear. I then hear a sweet voice call to me. “Do not worry. You are perfectly safe. Though your planet has been…. compromised, you are perfectly ok. We have saved you from dying for one reason. To help us repopulate our planet” Hearing this makes me think back to the episode to my grandmother’s. “Um, what were you guys doing with my grandmother?”

“Don’t worry about that. A couple of the guys here captured by her and made to do her sick little sex games. She has been liquidated.” The straps come off of my feet and hands, and I sit up. Still not feeling any fear, I take a full observation of my surroundings. One wall is a full window to space, two are a darkish green-black that reminds me of an H.R.Gieger painting, one wall is seems to be a mirror. “But why me? Why am I so special? Are their any more?” “We chose you because you are the chosen one. There are no more from your planet. We have others in your situation from all over the universe. We are a people in need of females. We want to repopulate our planet with really interesting and nifty animals. That and Al here thought that you were hot.” “Al? Who

the hell is that?” “Hi.” Here walks in from some sort of hidden door in one of the Gieger walls a tall, dark purple alien. He seems to be dressed, with what look like pants and a shirt. There does not seem to be much of a difference between these aliens and us other than that they are purple and about an average two feet taller than us. “Hello, Al. How did you get that name? Sounds very human, not to mention that you all speak perfect English” “That is because of the Quasi-Ear Inflictor. It is an attachment put into your ear while you were asleep that allows you to hear and understand us. We all have one. By the way, you look very pretty. Can I sit down next to you? “Huh? What? Uh, yeah, why not?” He seems pretty hot for an alien. This does seem to scare me

though, as an alien from some far away place is putting the moves on me. “Hey, so uh, I can guess that you are pretty lost as to what is going on? That is ok, everything will come out just fine in the end. All you have to say is that you will marry me.” “What?!? Marry you? I don’t even know you! You’re an alien! It would never work out!” “That is ok, I have read many a dating book from your libraries. Would you like a flower? How about possibly some chocolate? I read that girls like chocolate.” I do not know why I started to think this, but I actually thought that marrying him was not to bad of an idea. I mean, there is no more earth. College is done. So is Rod Hugebone, what else do I have to live for? “Sure! Why the hell not.” This is where the story hits

the present. Here I am, two earth years after that day. I have three kids, one blue, one purple, and one who’s color is similar to my own. They seem to be exceptionally smart, and are able to answer any enigma thrown at them. They also seem to have to ability to fly and do cartwheels with great accuracy. Their names are Bleb, Stank, and It. They all love their mom and dad very much, and though I am not sure as to there gender, Al tells me that on their day of their Birthright, we will find out. My life is pretty easy. I get up, clean the apartment, wash our clothes, send the kids off to intergalactic schooling, and cook dinner. Al works as the chief mechanic for their Governmental Supreme Slothguard, or what we would know as their space program. He treats me nice. He brings

home flowers almost everyday. He is never mean to me, has never hit me, and loves his children with all his heart. He is the ideal mate for anyone, human or not. I am sleeping with his best friend. When Al goes to work, and after the kids are on the star-bus, Jim comes over and helps me ‘do the chores.’ We end up making a mess of the whole place, and I need to clean it up as quickly as possible before Al comes home. I want to leave him, but I know that Jim is no good for me. He is a hopeless alcoholic, and does not really care for me, just my earthly originality. But for some reason, I can not be satisfied with Al. I am not a one-man woman. I never was on earth. Al is to calm. He never wants to involve anything like whip cream or electrical sockets in our lovemaking. But here