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isn’t a person, I run to the front of the car. This is where I see the carnage. I see parts of a human being strung across the front of the car. Pieces of flesh, a portion of hamstring, and just a hint of finger. I fall to my knees in agonizing guilt, and that’s when I see the rest of the man underneath the car. “He’s still alive!” I yelled out. Several people in the small crowd that was now forming made their way to their cellphones, and call for help. I look down into the guy’s eyes, which are a really great colored blue, and ask if he is ok. “Oh dear God! My legs! I can’t feel my legs!” Was the reply that I got. “Oh sir, I am so sorry, I didn’t see you there!” “ You slut! You stupid *censored*ing bitch! How the *censored* didn’t you see me! What are

you? Some dumb…Arrgh!” “Don’t worry mister, The paramedics are on the way.” As I was saying this, I found myself starting to get that squishy feeling in my loins that I get around a hot guy. “For the love of Christ! Somebody shoot me! End the pain!” I hear the sirens, and look up to see the local authorities, fire trucks, and ambulance racing down the street. When they get there, the man in the blue suit gets out of his car and makes his way towards me. “Ma’am, what just happened here?” “ Officer, I was just driving to class. And, and, I was taking this turn, and…I didn’t even see him! Oh God I am so sorry!” Ma’am, please come over here, we need to sort some things out.” I make my way to the cruiser, and on the way, I see the firefighters lifting

the car up and scraping what’s left of this poor guy off of the ground. All I can think of is that I am so screwed, I am going to go to jail for years, and I’m never going to be the same again. The police officer then nicely hands back my license, turns me around, and ever so not gently puts the cuffs on. Ok, here’s the tricky part, I am now going to shoot forward in the story, but we are still in the past. I am just jumping to the court part. I walk into court with my new power suit. Being bailed out of jail and being able to get a good lawyer has made me a bit happy. We get to our wooden table of justice, and take a seat. Then he rolls in. This poor guy who I hit and now has no legs comes rolling into the court in his wheel chair, being pushed by one of the most

unattractive nurses I had ever seen. For some reason though, his face had not been touched. His eyes were still beautiful, and his strong muscular arms complimented his stiff cheekbones. He makes his way into the court, and rolls up next to me. “Hey, you want to go grab lunch after this? If you say yes, then I’ll drop the charges.” I could not drop an offer like this. “Of course, of course I will.” When the judge entered, he sent his lawyer up to give the judge the news. With minimal commotion in the courtroom, all was ended. Outside, we started talking, “Hi, my name is Steve McLickins. What’s yours?” “Oh, my name is Jill Stiffbags. I am so sorr…” “Don’t worry about it. You hitting me was probably the best thing you could’ve done,” He interrupted. We

made our way to the outside, when we heard a commotion. “They’re here! Aliens are attacking! We have no defenses! Help!” “They’re taking over the city. They cannot be harmed by conventional weaponry!” With that a blast of pure alien laser cuts Steve into half. His head falls off and rolls down the stairs. “I guess I’ll never find out why me hitting him was the best thing ever,” I thought as I ran down the stairs and into my car. Starting the engine, I drive to my dorm as fast as possible. When I get to my building, I watch in horror as it is engulfed in devil flames. People are swan diving out of the 12th floor trying to escape the fire of death, only to become road pizza. Thinking quickly, I get beck into my car and drive to my grandmother’s house on the

other side of town. Dodging people of fire, and the alien onslaught, I finally make it to my destination. This is where the story gets really sick. I run into the split entry ranch home that brings back memories of Christmas dinners gone by, and head up the stairs to the kitchen. To my horror, I see the aliens filming a twisted porno with my grandmother. There she is getting filled up more than a Thanksgiving dinner, and she actually likes it! One of the Aliens turns around and notices me. I tried to run away. But I lost the use of my legs. The next thing I know, I am on the ground with 3 of these, huge, purple, two eyed creatures from another planet looking at me. This is the part where I black out. Opening my eyes, I wince at the light above me. After they adjust, I look around